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Kids These Days Have Such Educational Toys...

Kids these days are so lucky, they have toys that teach them virtually everything they need to know about living in the ‘real world’.

Take for example this 2007 Barbie Shopping Boutique commercial, which demonstrates exactly how every single credit card I have ever owned worked...at least for the first month anyway.


What I most like about this product though is how after using it for a full year, Mattel send every qualifying child a complimentary boxed set of the ‘Barbie Cell Block H’ set shown below.

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PLEASE NOTE: This toy was unsurprisingly first launched in the boom time of 2007.

I am reliably informed that Mattel have now launched a 2010 ‘Barbie Austerity Boutique’, which is apparently identical in almost every way... except it comes with less staff and is liable to stop working within weeks of opening the box.

Ray Harryhausen’s 90th Birthday - Video

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On Saturday night myself and a couple of hundred other luck people went to BFI Southbank to take part in a BAFTA 90th birthday tribute to Ray Harryhausen.

For anyone who makes films, loves films or merely went to the movies occasionally as a child, the work of Ray Harryhausen (Clash of the Titans, Jason & the Argonauts etc. etc.) has probably left an indelible mark. I went expecting a simple retrospective of Ray’s work, but Saturday night was so much more.

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The evening was hosted by the hilarious John Landis (Director of The Blues Brothers & American Werewolf in London) and attended by a plethora of genuine and genuinely humbled Harryhausen fans including Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Nick Park, David Sproxton & Peter Lord (Aardman).

The evening not only gave a glimpse into the celluloid magic of the man himself, but also into the huge impact that his body of work has had on most of Hollywood’s VFX & Directing royalty, indeed in many cases Harryhausen is cited as ‘the reason’ they chose a career in movies.

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On stage there were tributes from the likes of Randy Cook (VFX - The Thing, Ghostbusters, Lord of the Rings), Dennis Muren, Phil Tippet and Ken Ralston, Sir Christopher Frayling and Special Effects guru Rick Baker... and wonderfully Caroline Munro (The Golden Voyage of Sinbad) and John Cairney and Gary Raymond (two of the original Argonauts).

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On screen there were also heartfelt tributes to Ray recorded specifically for the event from George Lucas, Frank Darabont, Guillermo Del Toro, John Lasseter (Pixar), Steven Spielberg, Tim Burton and James Cameron.

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But for me, the two highlights of the evening were an incredibly moving tribute from Ray’s lifelong friend, Screenwriter Ray Bradbury and then Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson, who not only presented Ray with a special BAFTA award, but also gave everyone an exclusive screening of some of his own very early films. As it turns out, Jackson was not only hugely inspired by Harryhausen’s work, but as a boy, he was totally obsessed with replicating many of his classic scenes. We witnessed the 12 year old Jackson fighting of a cyclops with a spear and defeating an onslaught of invisible skeletons... “I filmed my part, but was never quite sure how to do the skeletons” said Jackson.

They’re Rubbernecking On My TV Again...

Yesterday, I followed the story of the shootings in the Lake District and like almost everyone else in the country, it left me feeling enormous empathy for the people of Cumbria.

As a tourist, I know the area very well, and what with floods, coach crashes and now this, I can’t help feeling that the people of Cumbria probably deserves a bit of a break. I have little doubt that the impact on those otherwise peaceful towns and villages will be felt for years to come.

But now, more than 24 hours on, the relentless rubbernecking of the news channels, backed up by a seemingly endless supply of repetitive, cliche ridden superlatives is surely starting to verge on the ridiculous.

Last year, I posted a clip on YouTube of Charlie Brooker’s brilliant ‘Newswipe’... which today seems to have a certain heightened resonance.


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We Never Had These Under New Labour...

Summer is here (well for today anyway), and this is what just flew through my window.

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I think its a hornet, but whatever it is it was bloody MASSIVE (a good two inches long).

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I caught it under a glass and then I let it go... and all being well, it will go next door to visit whoever it is that has started learning to play that bloody violin.